October 2011
2 posts
May 2009
1 post
achoo
hahaha
“tumblarity= 0.”
…but i guess i deserve that. hows everybody doing?
February 2009
1 post
oh dear, i haven’t been here in a while.
anyway, here is what i am listening to:
November 2008
4 posts
Thank you for saying what a fresh-squeezed turd “I’m Just Sayin’” is. I mean,...
– I’m starting to see a consensus here amongst the Twin Cities contingent. (via tumblelikeyougiveadamn)
October 2008
7 posts
http://nedroidcomics.livejournal.com/172372.html →
eid mubarak!
today will be filled with eating and swearing.
September 2008
5 posts
August 2008
9 posts
what i've been doing lately
it is 12:09 in the am. i’m drinking coffee. AND, i’m playing video games. zelda, to be more specific. and to be even more specific, majora’s mask. YES, i still use my n64. mostly because i don’t have the cash money to buy new things for my playstation 2, and also because i’m on a nostalgia kick and i never really DID beat majora’s mask. so here i am, halfway...
pretend it's still yesterday...
happy birthday india.
too freely on your lips
words prematurely sad
but i know what will make you...
mom, after driving in silence a few minutes on a dark road: where are we going?
dad: hahaha, i don't know.
sunlight in your ear is a very lovely sensation. if you’d like to experience it, make sure the sunlight is isolated to your ear, in avoidance of the also enjoyable sensation, to a lesser degree, of sunlight on your face.
July 2008
20 posts
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_linens_n_s... →
today, while biking, i saw a turtle!
…it was a big turtle.
i guess that’s it.
i can't sleep
i think i have a tish of insomnia. it’s been going on for a couple of weeks now. i thought maybe it happened because i was anxious about something, but that’s over and has been over for a while. so why can’t i sleep?
today i saw a guy going past espresso royale (where i was sitting, observing people and eating a baguette), and he was saying hello to everyone. the guys next to me...
the human body is a really disgusting place. there’s juices coming out of...
– lady waiting for bus at gateway…who obviously is not yet comfortable with herself as a person.
what happened today
group of musical hooligans holding a sign that says 'ex-super models in need of money': miss, do you have any spare change?
me: hee hee...let me see...(gives them a dollar)
banjo player: we're trying to get back on our feet
'america the beautiful' documentary →
this is for seeing.
conversations
me: did you know you could put a conversation on tumblr?
me: no, i didn't know that. that seems kind of nice.
me: yeah, it totally is. i wish i could remember something clever to post.
me: hm...well, i can't seem to think of anything either...
me: fine, you can just get the fuck out then.
me: ...
and also,
me, to my brother as he's playing grand theft auto: did you ever hit a girl?
brother: no, why would i do that?
me: you can do that in this game. it's allowed.
brother: yeah, i've hit them, but i didn't go after them or anything.
me: ...because you have principles.
frankly...
fame fame, fatal fame
it can play hideous tricks on the brain
but still i’d rather be famous
than righteous or holy
any day, any day, any day
but sometimes i feel more fulfilled
making christmas cards with the mentally ill
i want to live and i want to love
i want to catch something that i might be ashamed of
dammit
why the hell am i still awake?
i can’t seem to figure it out, and neither can the rest ofme, grammar be DAMNED.
tumblr.
mehr.
h2o...h wow, that's a lot of water.
today i found out that in order for me (personally) to have properly functioning kidneys, i have to drink THREE 25.3 oz. bottles of water a day. that’s 75.9 oz. of water. i’m on it…i guess. i just think i’ll have to pee a lot. this could be detrimental to my social life. but at least my kidneys will be healthy.
did you like my really awfully cheesy title? i certainly did.
ta da!
i am here!